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The Showcase
According to Malcolm Gladwell, it takes 10,000 hours to master a particular task. I recently discovered the power of preparation and the meaning behind that philosophy while working on my routine for...
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Chicago’s best kept secret
Last night I played at a real shithole. I’m telling you, this place was a shit hole. You’re probably thinking how can this guy say that? What a jerk. Well, everyone hold onto your horses because the...
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Humble Bragger
This is to the people who find it necessary to verbally express all their accomplishments in everyday conversations. To the people who strategically input their achievements into normal “hey how are...
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The Tire Debacle
The smell of rubber, sweat, broken dreams, and the industrial revolution filled my nostrils as I walked through the dirt and oil covered door at the Pep Boys auto store yesterday. Multiple customers...
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TERRY PIPES IS COMING BACK TO THE RING!
Amateur wrestler Terry Pipes is back and he’s NOT A TRASH BAG!
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Smits Mutley, paid goof ball
Smits Mutley is a professional, work-for-hire, paid goof ball. He’s available for hire for parties and funerals. He’s got so many tricks up his sleeve.
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Don’t stop hustlin’
This past week, I had 3 rehearsals, 2 sketch shows, and 1 improv show. 2 of those shows were in one night (a 9pm sketch show at Second City and then a Midnight show again at Second City). The week...
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